Portia and Ellen are now very relaxed

I have just returned from the spa after being buffed and wrapped and rubbed. I would say it was a success. I now sparkle with gold flakes. I spent my hour thinking fertile thoughts and telling my reproductive system to relax and to do its thing. I am now going to make lemon tarragon chicken for my thoughtful and beautiful wife. I am hydrating and feeling great. Hope everyone else had a great day too.